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hari ni lunacy puasa tau. hai orang dah nak masuk hari ke 11 berpuasa lunacy masih menghitung hari, sedih ar. eh, talking abt sedih kan ...lunacy rasa lah, banyak sanget cerita sedih & marah yg lunacy tulis kat blog nie. apsal lah cerita happy2 jarang di tulis eh?? nanti orang ingat lunacy ni slalu di rundung maleng kek. hehehe i say bedah hari ni apa nak tulis smua tak jadik ar ... btw, saat happy lunacy ialah tadi pagi sewaktu bersahur sambil makan sambal goreng masakan ibuk. hmmmm .. tak dapat ku gambarkan pada korang bertapa sedapnye lauk masakan ibu ini. terasa indah & asik bangeeeetttttt deh! ingat nak tambah makan ... tapi memandangkan kesuntukkan waktu lunacy gie cuci gigi jer lah. heh, bertambah happy lunacy bila mendapat berita yang MAN U beat arsenal for the 49th time. Yeah!!! wooohoooooo.... no wonder im wearing red today ... its the REd Devil day .....


Berita Gempak:
HARAP-HARAP TENANGKAN PERASAAN SEBELUM MEMBACA
LAPORAN INI, BAGI YANG TELAH TERLANJUR... APA NAK BUAT!!!!


Haram menikahi gadis satu kampung JAKIM telah mengeluarkan fatwa baru.
Setelah diadakan perbincangan dan diskusi diantara para pemimpin JAKIM
dan ahli ulamak, memberikan fatwa pada tanggal 3 oktober tahun 2003:

"HARAM HUKUMNYA BAGI SEORANG MUSLIM LAKI-LAKI UNTUK MENIKAH DENGAN GADIS SEKAMPUNG"

Fatwa JAKIM ini telah menimbulkan perdebatan dan bantah an yang sangat sengit antara yang pro dan kontra. Bahkan banyak pihak yang menyatakan bahawa JAKIM telah mengambil keputusan yang tersebut tidak munasabah
dan terburu-buru. Wartawan Berita Harian telah meminta pegawai kanan JAKIM untuk memberi ulasan yang mendalam sebab sebab JAKIM mengeluarkan fatwa sedemikian. Inilah isi wawancara tersebut:

Wartawan: Bagaimana JAKIM boleh mengeluarkan fatwa haram untuk menikahi gadis sekampung?

Pegawai Kanan : Bagaimana tidak haram, sedangkan saye nikahi empat orang wanita sahaja sudah berat, apalagi satu kampung!!!..........

muehehehehehehehehe....hiakakakakakakkakakaka... kuikuikuikuikuikuikui

Comments

Mama Emmy said…
wakakakakaka.... lawak antarabangsa beb....

sambal goreng... i missed that, here in msia, those are not in the authentic list... so susah giler nak carik, kena buat sendiri....

abt, the man u vs arsenal, aku sakit hati siut tengok that matched, they really played beyond normal, so not them - overall, the game sucks!!!... but man u still menanglah...
lunacy said…
i missed the game ar ..i tot man u kene belasah teruk nyer .. hehe desperados trying to win. and they WON!!!

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